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| WHEN GIRLS DRINK TO MUCH...
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS (IN MY CASE MY PHONE AND KEYS I CANT EVEN EVER FIND THEM SOBER LOL).
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!! | | |
| [X] I do wear make up
[X] When I walk by mirrors, I cant help but look
[] I wear a bra to bed
[X] I wear nail polish
[] Its pink..
[X]I have watched porn
[x] I have cried at a movie theatre
[X] Ive purposely talked to a guy my boyfriend/girlfriend didnt like, to make him jealous
[X]love chocolate
[X]Getting flowers still makes me melt
[X] I have a car
[X]I've wrecked a car
[] I get into fights with other girls
[X] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth
[X] I'm in love
[X] I'd do anything for the guy/woman I'm with!!
[X] I love cuddling
[] Johnny Depp is sexy
[] If I have to dress like a slut to get your attention, then forget it buddy
[X] I love to laugh
[X] I've flashed someone/some people
[X] I've skinny dipped
[] got kissed by the same sex and didn't like it
[X] got kissed by the same sex period (kissing is fun!)
[] got kissed by the same sex and liked it
[] I love Rock
[] I love rap
[X] I carry a purse everywhere
[X]I carry my cell phone at ALL times
[] I do own a spice girls CD
[] I also own a Britney Spears CD
[X] I play hard to get
[X] Boys are fun to tease
[] Football is boring
[X] I love jocks
[] I love rockers
[] Hot guys are better then sweet guys
[X] Sweet guys/girls are better than hot guys
[X]I prefer sweet hott guys./girls
[X-surpirisingly] I've been called a tease
[X] Lip gloss is WAY better than lipstick
[x] I'm a bitch. Deal with it.
[] i have a tattoo | | |
| These are supposedly 30 questions that no one would EVER think to ask.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Shit, you look like you had a rough night of sex and you were here all alone! I hate my bed head!
2. When is the next time you will have sex
oh...you never know
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Whore
4. Favorite planet?
Earth DUh thats where we live lol
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
James
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
check up on it....great song
7. What shirt are you wearing?
I am not just got out of the shower i am in a towel
8. Do you "label" yourself?
Yea I am the cool kid
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Um I just got out of the shower remember
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark
11.What do you think about the last person who took this survey?
WTF I dono
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
the bigger comfy one duh
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
at work with Kyle waiting on his bitch ass to finish so we could leave
14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile
say?
A joke from Bobby: What 4 animals do u get after sex? 2 tired asses, 1 wet cat and 1 dead cock
15. Where is your letter box?
What the hell is a letter box???
16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
"amazing" or Jesus
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
My mom
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My cat Montecore
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
None
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
none thank god for digital cameras
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
21
22. Your worst enemy?
Shouldnt say that on here b/c she reads my shit! But ya I still hate you!
23. What is your current desktop picture?
some pink background thing its fun
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
FUCK U ANDY lol
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
money
26. Do you like someone?
Um sure
27. The last song you listened to?
I dono that was more than 10 minutes ago
28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
I dono about all that
29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
Oh hitting is such a piss poor way of getting back at someone, she will get whats coming to her I just hope I am there to see it blow up in her face! Ya you know who you are!
30. What is the closest object to your left foot right now?
my pink crocks | | |
| My character, morals, values, and integrity has never been tested so much as it was tonight. I am so glad that I had an amazing up bringing and that my parents taught me right from wrong. I hate to be tempted and I was big time tonight but I know deep down in my heart that I did the right thing and that karma will pay off maybe not today or tomorrow but one day this will come back to me! Anyway my birthday is tomorrow and I am super stressed with working on homework, getting my house cleaned, and trying to decide what to wear. Leave me some love! | | |
| My birthday is this Thursday...For those of you who want to come its open invite....We are going to meet at my apartment at 6-630 so we can go to dinner and then we are heading out to the bars. Not sure what bars yet b/c I havent gotten that far but if you want to come just call me or show up! Its going to be fun it is also going to be a wide mix of people...like people from my work, my sisters, my real sister, friends from Stillwater....and of course ME I will be there! Anyway come if you want to have a good time! | | |
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